Do you remember the first time you used a robot vacuum? I remember mine. It was one of iRobot’s early Roombas. I was transfixed, watching this chunky black disc whiz noisily around, bashing into walls and furniture before zipping off in seemingly random directions like a hockey puck slapped haphazardly across the ice. It wasn’t good at its job, but …
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“Getting Old Sucks”: Ozzy Osbourne’s Posthumous Memoir Takes On Being an Aging Rockstar – The Wall Street Journal
“Getting Old Sucks”: Ozzy Osbourne’s Posthumous Memoir Takes On Being an Aging Rockstar The Wall Street Journal Jack Osbourne breaks down in tears over dad Ozzy’s harmful spinal surgery: ‘All of this could’ve been avoided’ Yahoo Ozzy Osbourne Reveals the ‘Only Conversation’ About Death He Ever Had with Wife Sharon in Posthumous Memoir People.com ‘Ozzy: No Escape From Now’ Review: A Metal Legend’s …
Read More »Jake Browning: Benching sucks, but welcome to pro football
Jake Browning has officially been replaced and benched as the Bengals’ QB1 while Joe Burrow continues to recover from torn ligaments in his foot. Browning played poorly over the last three weeks to necessitate the trade for 40-year-old Joe Flacco. In his four appearances with three starts, Browning has completed 64.5 percent of his throws for 757 yards with six …
Read More »Melissa Rycroft Says ‘Life Really Sucks Right Now’ Following DWI Arrest
Melissa Rycroft Struggling But Marching Forward … Following DWI Arrest Published October 7, 2025 7:24 AM PDT Melissa Rycroft admits she’s been struggling in the wake of her DWI arrest. The former “Bachelor” star broke her silence in the comments of her own Instagram Monday, telling a fan … “Life really sucks right now and I’m struggling, but I’m trying …
Read More »Borderlands 4’s Worst Character Sucks Less After Today’s Update
A new update for Borderlands 4 is available now on all platforms, and after installing it you’ll discover that all of the game’s playable vault hunters are now stronger. But one in particular, Amon, is much, much more powerful after the patch, which is great because many (myself included) considered him to be the worst and weakest of the bunch. …
Read More »Why Getting Bit by a Mamba Sucks Extra Bad
New research reveals that three venomous snake species—including one of the most venomous snakes in the world—are even worse than we thought. As if mambas—large, highly venomous arboreal snakes in sub-Saharan Africa—weren’t bad enough, researchers have discovered that the venoms of three mamba species have a nasty one-two-punch attack that explains why antivenoms sometimes don’t work. The study reveals that …
Read More »It Sucks To Watch Caleb Williams Suck
Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday at Defector during the NFL season. Got something you wanna contribute? Email the Roo. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. For roughly one hour, everything in Chicago was different. I saw it with my own eyes. I saw Caleb Williams …
Read More »New Data Shows U.S. Job Market Still Sucks After Trump Fired Bureau of Labor Statistics Chief
President Donald Trump might regret sacking his last Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) chief because the new numbers are in and they’re just as bad as before. Released Wednesday, the agency’s latest Job Openings and Labor Turnover report recorded just 7.18 million employment listings for July. It’s only the second time they’ve dipped below 7.2 million since the last quarter …
Read More »Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Philadelphia Eagles
Some people are fans of the Philadelphia Eagles. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Philadelphia Eagles. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Philadelphia Eagles. (Mandel Ngan/AFP via Getty Images) Your 2024 record: 14-3. Super Bowl champions. It didn’t have to be this way. …
Read More »It really sucks” Battlefield 6 technical director bummed out about those unable to play due to Secure Boot requirement, believes anti-cheat cat-and-mouse game will “never end
The Battlefield 6 open betas proved exceptionally popular earlier this month for many, but a significant portion of the PC playerbase were met with a daunting wall to play thanks to the game’s Secure Boot requirement. This technical hurdle is in place for the game’s anti-cheat, a kernel-level bit of software dedicated to curbing a rising cheating problem across online …
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