Ornstein: Arsenal to hijack Spurs move for Eze, with player keen

Before I get to the meat of this, let me just make an appeal to everyone: try and see this less as something that makes you mad and instead as something that does NOT make you mad, no, in fact this is actually funny to you. Trust me it helps.

According to David Ornstein, Arsenal have decided to try and GAZUMP Tottenham Hotspur’s bid for Crystal Palace attacking midfielder Eberechi Eze, with the Ornacle stating that Eze wants the move.

I could spend a lot of time huffing copium about how this was inevitable after the news broke this morning that Kai Havertz was out long term with a knee injury, or that buying a 27-year-old probably wasn’t the best use of our financial resources, especially when we have someone like Maghnes Akliouche waiting in the wings, Eze clearly didn’t want to come to us anyway, and that it’s okay, these things happen sometimes (even though getting gazumped by Arsenal almost never happens and really really sucks when it does).

Instead, I’m just going to post photos of calming landscapes, because I think we all need that more than we need to rage, rage against the dying of the light. Remember, this is a community and in a community we support and help each other. Be nice. Be kind.

Anyway, here are some lovely photos of pretty things. TAke a look, y’all: IMG_4636.jpeg